VermontNorthSkiShop

NICKNAME: Parki, Sparkles, Martha
ParkinStewart, Faceman
AGE: 37
AGE ON THE HILL: 18 (before a crash) or
52(after a crash)
HOMETOWN: Masshole
FAVORITE SKI AREA: Sugarbush, VT
SKIS: Short and Fat and twintipped
BOOTS: Lange Race Fit
BINDINGS: LOOKP18
POLES: LONG
GOGGLES: SMITH Prodigy
GLASSES: SMITH SLiders
FAVORITE SKI LINE: anything under the chairlift
BEST TRICK: Juicy Fruit or variation of J-HOOK
FAVORITE MOVIE: Jerry Maquire
OFF SEASON TRAINING: Waterskiing, MotoCross,
Inline Donkey Booting
FAVORITE COUNTRY SONG: "You picked a fine
time to leave me"
RIDE: Chevy HD2500 Duramax Diesel w/ a plow